just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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