I'm gonna have a badass scar
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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