He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
either way he was missing a nipple.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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