if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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