is your mom at the bar?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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