Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
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I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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