your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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