Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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