i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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