First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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