I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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