youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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