I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Barsexuality is the new black.
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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