piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
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She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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