I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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