I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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