All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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