in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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