my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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