if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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