Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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