im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
This toilet bowl is my home.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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