I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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My ass is underappreciated
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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