I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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