I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
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do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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