He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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