She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Pooping to opera.
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