just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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