The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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