respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
My underwear smells like fireworks.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
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he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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