Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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We have started to decorate penises.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize