I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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