and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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