"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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