omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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