someone get that fucking seahorse.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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