her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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