ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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