i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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