How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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