i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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