He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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