also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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