So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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