i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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