Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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