It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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