He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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