if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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