just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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